Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Randomize
