Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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