We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
My hand turned me down
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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