I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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