My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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