The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
