i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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