In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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