I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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