I'm eating all of the evidence.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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