Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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