your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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