There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You pole danced in your parka.
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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