Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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