do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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