Just took my morning after pill in the library
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
So vagazzling was a success
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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