hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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