She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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