just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
We are two peas in an std pod
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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