Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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