I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I can't turn off my feet"
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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