She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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