Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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