I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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