we have officially lost it.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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