i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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