You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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