Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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