dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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