We got so high we made milksteak
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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