sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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