then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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