I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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