new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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