Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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