David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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