Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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