Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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