Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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