Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?