There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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