Swine flu. Run for my life!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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