she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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