Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
