i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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