Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I have fence marks all over my body
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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