i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
