yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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