i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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