I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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