please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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