Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
