ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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