real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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