Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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